…when you’re hunched over the sink, doing the neti pot rituals and spot a tiny logo on the back of your au naturale face lotion and think: “–that’s weird, I just saw that somewhere, where was it…I know it was weird–OH it was a TATTOO on one of those lesbians in that made-for-lesbian porn (Crash … More...
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You Know You’re a Lesbian…
Posted in: bitchin', FILMMAKING, HILARIOUS, movie reviews
Tags: editing
0 30 JAN
Tags: editing
0 30 JAN
“Hilarious” is what the box said. Hilarious it was not. Hardly a movie to model your life after…especially considering the entire movie is shit stained. My only thoughts are because they are trying to give a nicotine shit stained look. That’s certainly what your possessions look like after smoking. Leave it to Hollywood to try … More...
Mariela’s Bloody Birthday Weekend Matey.
Posted in: adventures, Arts + Crap, bitchin', Chicago, HILARIOUS, holidays, lesbians, movie reviews, relationships, Reviewing, townies
Tags: airbrushing, clowning, eating, […]
0 21 MAR
Tags: airbrushing, clowning, eating, […]
0 21 MAR
Friday: We rushed the costume shop @ Fullerton to complete our clown garb. I changed into suspenders in the busy parking lot and we walked about a mile and a half to the closest american apparel for plain tees….super soft, like a babies bottom…and speaking of bottom–we picked up the “Butt Book” (which I only … More...
The Music Box theater is most awesomest! We were so excited to witness Grey Gardens for the first time on the big screen! It was loads of fun to sit in the audience and listen to the scattered groups laugh at their little favorite, quirky parts…not to mention it was @ MIDNIGHT! In related news…we’ve … More...
Wow! Incredible. Outstanding. Spectacular! I have yet to attend a movie (particularly in a town the size of Springfield) where the audience just roared with applause…but when Jennifer Hudson brought the house down with her rendition of the classic…”And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going”…that little theater went crazy! It was remarkable. It was … More...
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